"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
- Dorothy Parker
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."
- Stephen Wright
"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go"
"It comes in any color you want, as long as it's black."
- Henry Ford
"It's a catastrophic success"
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
"What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea."
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop
"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."
- George Bernard Shaw.
"War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left."
- Bertrand Russell
"For your information, I would like to ask a question."
- Samuel Goldwyn.
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
- Groucho Marx.
"The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative."
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."
- George Bernard Shaw
"I can resist everything except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde