October 31st 2008 01:35
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A. Because of the coffin.
Q: Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.
Q. What did Dracula have for dessert?
A. Whine & Ice scream
Q. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A. With scare spray...
Q. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A. Dead ends...
Q. What do birds give out on Halloween night?