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Shilpa KarhikDid You Hear About....
April 29th 2009 13:24
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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.
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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a parrot with an alligator?
It bit off his arm and said, 'who's a pretty boy then?'
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Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.
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Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?
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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.
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Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Did you hear about the yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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