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Ancient Roman Jokes

September 6th 2010 03:05
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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Teacher: What is a forum?
Pupil: Two-um plus two-um!

Teacher: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
Pupil: With a pair of Caesars!

Teacher: Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?
Pupil: The second one!

Teacher: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
Pupil: He wanted to Mark Antony!

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Teacher: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Pupil: Speaking Latin!

Teacher: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Pupil: Toga-ether we can rule the world!

1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

Teacher: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
Pupil: So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

First Roman: We had wild boar for dinner last night.
Second Roman: Wild?
First Roman: Well, he wasn't too pleased about it!

Teacher: Did the Ancient Romans hunt bear?
Pupil: Not in the winter!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!


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