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Architecture Jokes

March 18th 2009 01:32
Architecture Jokes

Q. At what time in the construction process do architects tend to get their jumpers caught on things?
A. Snagging.


Q. What is a happy smiling structural engineer's philosophy?
A. I-beam therefore I am.


Q. How to you terminate your contract with an architect?

A. With a letter of dis-appointment.



Q. What do geometry obsessed architects drink?
A. Tea square.



Q. What was the name of the negatavist brother of a famous American architect?
A. Louis Kahn't.



Q. Why was the architect in a hurry to get to the jungle?
A. Because he had a dead-lion to meet.



Q. Why was work on the chimney delayed?
A. Because the contractor was at home with the flue.



Q. Why did the contractor falling over necessitate relaying the foundations?
A. Because he lost his footing.



Q. What does a Mexican carpet fitter say?
A. Underlay! Underlay!




Q. Why do engineers enjoy fixing steelwork together?
A. Because it's riveting.





Q. In which Star Trek film did the crew of the Enterprise push the limits of flooring material design?
A. The Vinyl Frontier.


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Comment by Lilla

March 24th 2009 00:18


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hahahaha particularly liked meeting Louis Kanh*t.

I always say underlay when I am making the beds, too. Maybe a cue for some houswife jokes?

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