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2007 Australian Citizenship Test

October 1st 2007 02:10
2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
_____________________________ ______

2. What is a bloody little beauty?
_____________________________ ______


3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
_____________________________ ______

4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
_____________________________ _____

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
___________________________

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother .......
b) You're going home in the back of a .........
c) Fair crack of the...........
_____________________________ ____

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
_____________________________ _____

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

_____________________________ _____

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
_____________________________ _____

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
_____________________________ _____

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
_____________________________ _____

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
_____________________________ _____

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
_____________________________ _____

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
_____________________________ _____
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
_____________________________ _____

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
_____________________________ _____

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
_____________________________ ____

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
_____________________________ _____

19. Who would you like to crack on to?
_____________________________ _____

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
_____________________________ _____

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
_____________________________ ____

22. What does sinkin piss at a mate’s joint and gettin paralised mean?
_____________________________ ____

You may copy your mate’s answers, please submit this back to me when you have had a fair old crack.

The pass rate is 45%



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