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Bad Sermons

September 7th 2011 02:46
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The elderly pastor was cleaning up his office one Friday morning.
In the back of the office, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills.
He showed his secretary the box to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for the last 25 years.


Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, "WHY?"
The secretary replied that she hadn't wanted to hurt his feelings.

He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings.
She said that every time that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box.

The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.
She replied, "Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbours for $1."
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