Ian
D GabbardThe Best of Bart Simpson on the Chalkboard
May 13th 2009 02:31
Bart's chalkboard antics during The Simpsons opening credits are always great for a laugh. What are the best ones that you've seen over the years?
Below are some of my favourites:
I will not teach others to fly
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will finish what I sta
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
A fire drill does not demand a fire
I can't see dead people
I will not sell my kidney on eBay
My suspension was not "mutual"
"Non-Flammable" is not a challenge
I will only provide a urine sample when asked
I should not be twenty-one by now
Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
Global warming did not eat my homework
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will finish what I sta
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
A fire drill does not demand a fire
I can't see dead people
I will not sell my kidney on eBay
My suspension was not "mutual"
"Non-Flammable" is not a challenge
I will only provide a urine sample when asked
I should not be twenty-one by now
Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
Global warming did not eat my homework
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