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A Blonde's Year in Review

April 7th 2008 11:34
Legally Blonde Jokes.
January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!


March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!




THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"



(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)





My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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Comment by MO!

April 16th 2008 00:25
YOU KNOW WHAT PPL GET OVER YOUR SELFS IF ALL YOU THINK IS FUNNY IS BLONDE JOKES YOU HAVE TO BE NERDS WITH NOOO LIFE !!! ALRIGHT SO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO MAKE FUN OF B4 I SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUT!


~SIGNED A BLONDE WHO IS WAYYY COOLER AND SMARTER AND ALL AROUND BETTER THAT YOU LOSERS!

Comment by Anonymous

May 11th 2009 02:08
calm down hun - if it doesn't apply to you, then don't get your panties in a wad -- if you don't want to read a blond joke, then don't! it's very simple, and you had plenty of warning, seeing as the page is titled 'best blonde jokes' -- basic reading skills are a great thing to have!

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