The Blind and the Blonde
July 16th 2010 03:59
A blind guy walks into a bar, sits down and asked the bartender if they would like to hear a blonde joke.
The bartender replies, "Look mate I'll take it easy on you because you are blind, but you’re in a lesbian bar. I am blonde, the girl to your left is a professional boxer, and blonde, the girl to your right is a weight lifter, and also blonde, and both the security girls are blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy thinks for a minute and replies “Not if I’m going to have to explain it 5 times.”
The bartender replies, "Look mate I'll take it easy on you because you are blind, but you’re in a lesbian bar. I am blonde, the girl to your left is a professional boxer, and blonde, the girl to your right is a weight lifter, and also blonde, and both the security girls are blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy thinks for a minute and replies “Not if I’m going to have to explain it 5 times.”
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