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Blonde Joke

November 30th 2007 01:49
Dumb Blonde Joke - Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons...So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.


The blonde came to the door and the milkman said..."I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said..."I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked..."Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said..."No, just up to my chest. I can splash it on my face".
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Comment by James Rickard

November 30th 2007 03:34

Comment by Louie

November 30th 2007 05:49
hehehehe v good.....hope you dont have any blonde readers I thought Blonde jokes dies with smoking

Comment by Nathalie Cameron

November 30th 2007 19:24
Cuuute *sigh* too bad I'm a blonde

Comment by Lester Caudill

November 30th 2007 19:55
Good one, I have to tell this one to my sister inlaw she loves blonde jokes.

Comment by Ian

November 30th 2007 23:00
Well if you guys liked that one, I've got another one here!

Comment by Anonymous

February 18th 2008 12:28
Your text goes hereYour text goes here coool that was funny (sigh) shame im blonde

Comment by Jordan B

March 6th 2008 09:26
A blonde gets a job as a sports teacher and 1 day she see a boy sanding by himself while all the other kids are running round having fun she feels sorry for him and walk up to him and sed 'u can play with them u no'
he says ' id better not' she repiles 'why' he says ' cause im the FUCKING goalie'

Comment by Jordan B

March 6th 2008 09:42
Theres a little guy sat a the bar drink a pint when a guy walks in and hits him over the head and says thts karate from japan and little l8tr he comes back in hits him over the hed and say thts kong fo from korea the little guy walks out the bar 1 hour l8tr the little guy walks in hits the guy over the and nocks him out cold the little guy says to the bartender when he wakes up tell him thts a spade from B&Q !!

Comment by Jordan B

March 6th 2008 09:46
A monkey say to his mum ' mum why do we look like this' his mum replies 'u should thx god we look like this u should see the poor bastard reading this message!!!!!

Comment by Jordan B

March 6th 2008 10:08
Due To bad floods the goverment have decided to take intelagent and good lookin people to dry land so just tell u goodbye and hope u can swim !!!

Comment by Jordan B

March 7th 2008 11:37
3 men were passin through a tribe and the tribe sed u must go out find a peace of fruit and we will shove it up ur behind so the all went off and came back with a peace of fruit. the1st one went they shoved it up and he had no reaction the 2nd guy tryed and was laughing at the end they sed y u laughing he sed cause the 3rd guy has a pineapple !!!!!

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