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Be Suspicious When Your Girlfriend Orders You a Drink

December 4th 2006 00:30
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

Baileys, blowjob revenge
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains." First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and

hold in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally .. he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

....In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
....At two seconds the Baileys curdles
....At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, What do you call that drink? "She smiles widely at him and says, .........."Blow Job Revenge"

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