Ian
D GabbardThoughtful Brother
November 30th 2006 23:44
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Brother 1: How are things? How's my cat doing?
Brother 2: He's Dead
Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean he's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you have thought of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could have broken the news to me a bit easier. You could have told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called you before I left you could have told me, that you'd found her but she is up on the roof and you're having trouble getting her down. Then when I called you from the airport you could have told me, the Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.
Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive of me, I won't let it happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mum doing?
Brother 2: Well she's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.
Brother 1: How are things? How's my cat doing?
Brother 2: He's Dead
Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive of me, I won't let it happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mum doing?
Brother 2: Well she's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.
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