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Brunette Jokes

October 24th 2008 02:05
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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage

Q: What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch?
A: The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A. It matches their moustache.

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

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Comment by Anonymous

October 25th 2008 03:04
Time for us blondes to get revenge!!! Love the mustache joke the best but you forgot to mention the beard. It's clear brunettes are very jealous of us blondes.......and then they can't wait to find a blonde boyfriend!!!!

Comment by Cass

October 25th 2008 22:06
oohhh... finally the tables are turned for brunettes.. ooohhhh

Comment by Dominique

October 26th 2008 00:40
Ha ha

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage

that's so true!

Comment by Anonymous

February 6th 2009 15:53
haha. funny stuff. i tried to tell my friend who is a brunette always making fun of us blondes that they are really the dumb ones. lol. maybe when i tell her some of these jokes i should leave out the fact that i was confused by some

Comment by Anonymous

February 9th 2009 01:35
if you read alot of these its mostly about blondes because the stupid blondes that made these up are to stupid to notice

Comment by Anonymous

April 25th 2009 15:06
haha well u blondes are 2 stupid to notice that most of the jokes say that blondes are stupider!!!

Comment by Anonymous

April 28th 2010 22:07
okay........ i'm a brunette and all of you blondes are clearly stupider than all of us brunettes! Although i think that it shouldnt really matter.

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