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Shilpa KarhikBrunette Jokes
October 24th 2008 02:05
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
Q: What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch?
A: The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
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Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
that's so true!