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Shilpa KarhikFunny Bumper Stickers
October 15th 2008 13:44
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
Allow me to introduce my selves
Better living through denial
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
Too many freaks not enough circuses
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favourite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mum?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Hang up and drive.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
My other bumper sticker is funny.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
Allow me to introduce my selves
Better living through denial
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
Too many freaks not enough circuses
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favourite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mum?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Hang up and drive.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
My other bumper sticker is funny.
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