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Australian Oil Crisis Explained

A lot of people can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Bass Strait
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East Queensland Shale Fields
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Canning Basin
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Perth Basin
and
North-West Continental Shelf
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Our
DIPSTICKS
Are located in
Canberra!!!

Any Questions ???
NO?
I didn't Think So.


American Oil Crisis Explained


A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington,DC !!!

Any Questions ???