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Canadian & US Navy

June 12th 2006 00:02
Actual Radio Conversation


Naval Fleet
Naval Fleet (from Wikipedia)
This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.


Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north
to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees
to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second
largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.





Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.





* This image is a work of a sailor or employee of the U.S. Navy, taken or made during the course of the person's official duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government, the image is in the public domain. It originated from the Wikipedia page for Navy.


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Comment by Anonymous

October 22nd 2007 15:59
Yup ! famous US armed forces !
now serving the WORLD

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