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My Experience at the Centrelink Office

December 28th 2007 11:04
Centrelink Office
After retiring, I went to the Centrelink Office to apply for benefits.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.


The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Centrelink Office
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too." ;

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Comment by Stanley

December 28th 2007 12:04
haha that was a brilliant joke!

Comment by AmyHuang

December 29th 2007 01:04


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