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Shilpa KarhikChange Light Bulb Jokes
August 30th 2006 03:02
One, but he'll bill you for five!
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
There is nothing wrong with that lightbulb and my client demands an immediate apology and damages!"
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, but it will take a long time, and the bulb has to really want to change."
How many system managers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just deny access to everyone to the area served by the light bulb in question."
How many C programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Three, and the bulb would have to be removed and reinserted several times before they got it to work. And no-one would be able to change the bulb after that.
How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
How many Apple Employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. one to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.
How many computer engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why bother. The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway.
How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, but I could look it up for you.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to hold the bulb, and ten to turn the house.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.
How many Mafia guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Any one of youz, but not Vinnie - he's stirring the sauce."
How many Microsoft application developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just define darkness as the new industry 'standard'.
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
“The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.”
How many Martians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One-and-a-half.
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. Men will screw anything.
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, the same as it takes anywhere else.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but God knows how they got in there!
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