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Why it's OK to be a Chocoholic!

June 3rd 2009 02:39
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

Youíre never too old to enjoy chocolate.
Itís safe to have chocolate while youíre driving.
You never feel guilty after chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate Ė satisfactionís guaranteed.

chocoholic



REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN

No oneís ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
You can share chocolates with your best friend.
A bar of chocolate doesnít bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate.



REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Chocolate doesnít get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar.
You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
Chocolate doesnít talk incessantly while youíre watching the football.
It doesnít expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.
Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
Chocolate isnít looking for a long term commitment.
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