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Condom Slogans

October 22nd 2007 02:19
What if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

nike condoms - just do it
* Nike Condoms: Just do it.

* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!

* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

* Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

* Optus Condoms: Yes!

* KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good

* M&M's Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

* Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit

* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)

* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....

* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

* Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

* Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider

* AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That

* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....

* Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you

* RTA Condoms: Speed kills

* Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

* Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you

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Comment by Mountain Fog

October 22nd 2007 07:56

Loved it all....particularly the "Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)"....tee hee...

what aboooot...DON...IT'S GOOD!!

Talk about advertising a suitable brand....salami...oh dear!



Comment by Michaelie

October 22nd 2007 11:09
It's so funny how much sexual innuendo can be squeezed from just about anything!

I got this in an email a couple of years ago and laughed hysterically!


Comment by Anonymous

October 22nd 2007 15:19
funny !

Comment by James Rickard

October 22nd 2007 21:58
Excellent!!!!!! Just to let you know, I HAD to share these at work!

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