Ian
D GabbardHow to Get Into Heaven
April 20th 2011 02:03
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick and punch all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
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