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Wrestle With a Crocodile

March 10th 2008 01:22
A rich man living in Cairns decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbours. He also invited Morten, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.

Steve Irwin Crocodile Wrestle
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.


"The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Morten in the pool! Morten was fighting the croc and kicking its arse! Morten was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Morten and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Morten strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Morten then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Morten, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it," said Morten.


The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet."

"How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Morten.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.

How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Morten said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Morten, then what do you want?"

Morten said, "I want the name of the prick who pushed me in the pool."




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