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Don't Ask Dad Questions!

December 8th 2010 02:54
I'm the Dad. Don't ask questions



Me: Is it Wednesday today?
Dad: All day...

...

Little Boy: Dad, can you put my shirt on?
Dad: No, it doesn't fit me.

...

Me Shall I put the kettle on?
Dad: You think it will suit you?


...

When rubbing your eye
Dad: What's up?"
Me: "There's something in my eye"
Dad: "Yeah, it's your finger"

...

Me: Can you make me a cup of coffee/tea?
Dad: Waves his hands over your head and says 'Poof! You are now a cup of coffee/tea!'

...

Me: Where's the bin?
Dad: I haven't been anywhere!

...

Me: How Long's Dinner?
Dad: ... about 9 inches..

...

Me: Hi there, is Monica around?
Dad: No, she's more of an oblong shape...

...

Me: What's on the TV?
Dad: Just some dust.

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Me: Can I have 50 bucks?
Dad: Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?

...

Me: How is that water?
Dad: Wet.

...

Me: Can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.

...
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