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9 Deadly Words Used By A Man

June 17th 2011 03:42
1) "It's a guy thing."
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

2) "It would take too long to explain."
"I have no idea how it works."

3) "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

4) "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

5)"I can't find it."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

6)"You look terrific."
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

7)"I missed you."
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

8)"I don't need to read the instructions."
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

9)"I heard you."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't notice."


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