Ian
D GabbardHow Did You Die?
August 5th 2009 12:41
Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, stand at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter.
Jimmy: "How did you get here?"
Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?"
Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day, hoping to catch the guy. I accused her of being unfaithful and searched the entire house without any luck. Then, I felt so horrible about the whole thing that I had a massive heart attack."
Johnny: "Oh, man. If you'd only checked the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive."
Jimmy: "How did you get here?"
Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?"
Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day, hoping to catch the guy. I accused her of being unfaithful and searched the entire house without any luck. Then, I felt so horrible about the whole thing that I had a massive heart attack."
Johnny: "Oh, man. If you'd only checked the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive."
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