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Dinosaur Jokes

December 26th 2008 01:46



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Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?

A. Anywhere he wants to.



Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?

A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.



Q. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?

A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.



Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?

A. Sir.



Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?

A. Baby Dinosaurs.



Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?

A. By the `D' on his pajamas.



Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?

A. By the dinosnores.



Patient: Doctor,doctor,I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!

Doctor: Hmmm...Have you seen an eye doctor?

Patient: No,just dinosaurs with orange spots.



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