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20 Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans

January 28th 2009 04:40
What dogs dislike about humans


1 Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!

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2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


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6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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7 Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


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8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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