Jokes About Drummers
February 25th 2009 01:38
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
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