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Shilpa KarhikJokes About Drummers
February 25th 2009 01:38
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
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