Jokes - A new funny joke each day to keep you laughing.

Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in Oklahoma
were sitting on a bench talking.........
Then one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away..........
Florida or the moon"The other blonde turns and says
"Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida...?????"



AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."The redhead took her finger,
pushed on her left breast and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed.
Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said.
"Your finger is broken."



FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE
TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.
Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. 
"They're watch dogs!"