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December 29th 2008 01:45
Q: Why do Economists provide estimates of inflation to the nearest tenth of a percent?
A: To prove they have a sense of humour.

Q: How has the French revolution affected world economic growth?
A: Too early to say.

Q: What does it take to be a good economist?
A: An unshakeable grasp of the obvious!

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an economist?
A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.

Q: Why did God create economists ?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven, plus/minus ten.

Q: Why does Treasury only have 10 minutes for morning tea ?
A: If they had any longer, they would need to re-train all the economists.

Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - the market has already discounted the change.

Q: Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck?
A: He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.

Q: Why did the market economist cross the road?
A: To reach the consensus forecast.


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Comment by NoaIzumi

December 29th 2008 19:35
Economist: The only profession where you can be right 10% of the time and still keep your job.

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