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December 29th 2008 01:45
Q: Why do Economists provide estimates of inflation to the nearest tenth of a percent?
A: To prove they have a sense of humour.
Q: How has the French revolution affected world economic growth?
A: Too early to say.
Q: What does it take to be a good economist?
A: An unshakeable grasp of the obvious!
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an economist?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.
Q: Why did God create economists ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven, plus/minus ten.
Q: Why does Treasury only have 10 minutes for morning tea ?
A: If they had any longer, they would need to re-train all the economists.
Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - the market has already discounted the change.
Q: Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck?
A: He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.
Q: Why did the market economist cross the road?
A: To reach the consensus forecast.
A: To prove they have a sense of humour.
Q: How has the French revolution affected world economic growth?
A: Too early to say.
Q: What does it take to be a good economist?
A: An unshakeable grasp of the obvious!
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an economist?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.
Q: Why did God create economists ?
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven, plus/minus ten.
Q: Why does Treasury only have 10 minutes for morning tea ?
A: If they had any longer, they would need to re-train all the economists.
Q: How many investors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - the market has already discounted the change.
Q: Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck?
A: He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.
Q: Why did the market economist cross the road?
A: To reach the consensus forecast.
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