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Shilpa KarhikElephant Jokes
September 21st 2007 12:20
Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?
A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath.
Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
Q: What did the Dallas chief of police say when the elephant walked into the police station?
A: Nothing! He didn't notice.
Q: What is big and grey and comes in quarts?
A: An elephant.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The Mini is parked outside.
Q: What do elephants have that nothing else has?
A: Baby elephants.
Q: What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on holiday.
Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse coming back from holiday.
Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails?
A: Two elephants.
Q: What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
*This article is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation Licence. It uses material from the Wikipedia articles Elephant joke.
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