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A Poem, Just For You...

August 29th 2008 02:23
A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

fart poem - in bed

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud




A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......


A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......


A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.


From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!
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