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Flat Tyre

April 20th 2009 13:30
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the freeway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so Life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up.
Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.


He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he
Was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."


Emergency Flashers

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Comment by Janet Collins

April 21st 2009 05:01
They obviously work better than real emergency flash lights.

Good one.

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