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Fondling in Bed

January 2nd 2010 01:45
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one night, when the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm and caressed the side of her breast again. He gently felt her buttocks and moved his arm down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. The husband continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.


As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

“I found the remote,” he mumbled.

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