The Golfer and his Caddy
February 8th 2008 04:48
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week.
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer (screaming): You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence!
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.
The Golfer and his Caddy:
Golfer (screaming): You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence!
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