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Growing Old

February 1st 2008 04:35
Growing Old Jokes
A reporter interviewing a 104 –year old woman asked:
“And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
“No peer pressure,” she replied.



Growing old gracefully:
“My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be”


Remember:
Don’t let ageing get you down.
It’s too hard to get back up.



Remember:
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing.



You know you are growing old when:
Everything hurts – what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.



You know you are growing old when:
The gleam in your eye is only the sun shining on your bi-focals.



You know you are growing old when:
You feel like the morning after - but you haven’t been anywhere.



You know you are growing old when:
Your knees buckle but you’re belt won’t.



You know you are growing old when:
Your back goes out more than you do.



You know you are growing old when:
You are turning out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.



You know you are growing old when:
You ask your son for your car keys.
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Comment by Anonymous

February 6th 2008 15:48
you know your getting old, when you dial a 6 digit number and your fingers tired.

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