Ian
D GabbardGrowing Old
February 1st 2008 04:35
“And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
“No peer pressure,” she replied.
Growing old gracefully:
“My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Remember:
Don’t let ageing get you down.
It’s too hard to get back up.
Remember:
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing.
You know you are growing old when:
Everything hurts – what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
You know you are growing old when:
The gleam in your eye is only the sun shining on your bi-focals.
You know you are growing old when:
You feel like the morning after - but you haven’t been anywhere.
You know you are growing old when:
Your knees buckle but you’re belt won’t.
You know you are growing old when:
Your back goes out more than you do.
You know you are growing old when:
You are turning out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You know you are growing old when:
You ask your son for your car keys.
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