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Jokes With Incongruity

July 8th 2009 03:18
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says: “Do you know how to drive this?”



Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was pulled under by a strong currant!



I said to the Gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said: “How flexible are you?” I said: “I can't make Tuesdays.”



Two owls are playing in the final of the Owl Pool Championship. It comes down to the last frame. One of the owls is just about to play his shot, when his wing accidentally touches a ball. “That's two hits,” says the other owl. “Two hits to who?” says the first.




Did you hear about the ice-cream man, he was found dead in his ice-cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-and-thousands? The police said that he had topped himself.



Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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