Ian
D GabbardFun Facts From Infection Control
December 2nd 2009 07:47
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1 1/2 liter of urine.
That should quench once thirst!
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc)
I've started opening doors with my feet!
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
Hairball....wonder if Brazilians are bringing this number down?
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
So maybe breakfast isn't that important afterall!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Can you name 5 of them????
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Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
I'll bet you can name all of them....
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
If the man of the house is doing the work....does he count???
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Perhaps this is why marriage seems to be on the decline???
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands!
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