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What To Do When Your Internet Connection Breaks Down

October 22nd 2008 01:28
what to do if your internet breaks down
14 Things to Do When Your ISP Unexpectedly Goes Down






1. Dial 911 immediately.


2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

11. Do shopping with clothes on.

12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.

13. See if your neighbour can tell you a joke.

14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!
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Comment by Anonymous

October 27th 2008 18:20
ISP goes down, it's the end of the world.

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