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Shilpa KarhikEven More Irish Jokes
February 9th 2007 03:17
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks,” Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too!
Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious the first asks: "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin."
"Of course"
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's up?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
(This one may be more of an Aussie joke!)
Paddy goes to the doctor and says in his thick Irish accent "Ach, Doctorr, I'm sick of being the butt of all these Irrish jokes. I've decided. I want to become an Englishman.
"Well, Paddy..." says the Doctor, "I can do it, but it will mean I have to remove 20% of your brain."
"Ach" says Paddy "that's all rright. I have made up my mind, come hell or high waterr."
So Paddy goes into hospital, is wheeled into the anesthetist and put under....
....When he comes around again the face of a very concerned Doctor swims into view..."Oh my God, Paddy, look, I'm really sorry, but when I was doing the operation my scalpel slipped and I... I accidentally removed 40% of your brain."
"Ahhh, that's orright, Mate!"
*This image is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation Licence. It camefrom the Wikipedia article Ireland.
The first man then asks,” Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too!
Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," says the second.
Curious the first asks: "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Lets have another round of drinks to Dublin."
"Of course"
The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the first man. "I graduated in '62"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" They say in union.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's up?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
(This one may be more of an Aussie joke!)
Paddy goes to the doctor and says in his thick Irish accent "Ach, Doctorr, I'm sick of being the butt of all these Irrish jokes. I've decided. I want to become an Englishman.
"Well, Paddy..." says the Doctor, "I can do it, but it will mean I have to remove 20% of your brain."
"Ach" says Paddy "that's all rright. I have made up my mind, come hell or high waterr."
So Paddy goes into hospital, is wheeled into the anesthetist and put under....
....When he comes around again the face of a very concerned Doctor swims into view..."Oh my God, Paddy, look, I'm really sorry, but when I was doing the operation my scalpel slipped and I... I accidentally removed 40% of your brain."
"Ahhh, that's orright, Mate!"
*This image is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation Licence. It camefrom the Wikipedia article Ireland.
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