Kevin Rudd Jokes
November 9th 2007 10:34
Did you hear that Kevin Rudd saw a disappointing poll this morning? It was bereft of a gyrating naked woman...
LAURIE OAKES: Well, tell us about this so-called gentlemen’s club, I think it is called Scores. Were there semi naked women there and what were they doing?
KEVIN RUDD: Well, Laurie because I had actually drunk a fair bit I don’t have a completely clearly recollection… On the evening itself, and I have checked this with Warren Snowden yesterday, we can’t actually recall anything that you wouldn’t see at most pubs across Australia...
LAURIE OAKES: I suppose the question is why when you saw what the club was like you didn’t leave again straightway?
KEVIN RUDD: Well that’s true, and that is a fair question. I think when you are there with a couple of blokes and you’ve already had a few too many drinks, which I had had on that evening, then I think it is always better to see these things with hindsight. I should have got out of there.
KEVIN RUDD: As I said the error lay with me, and I think most blokes if they are honest about it recognise when they have made an error of judgement and I did so. I called Therase, my wife, the next day explained to her what had happened and told her I had been a bit of a goose, and that’s the truth of it.
LAURIE OAKES: The News Limited papers assert without any evidence and not quoting anybody that you were warned by management for inappropriate behaviour, touching the women, now is that true?
KEVIN RUDD: I have absolutely no recollection of that, nor does Mr Snowden, and look we had too much to drink, I accept that...
LAURIE OAKES: Well, tell us about this so-called gentlemen’s club, I think it is called Scores. Were there semi naked women there and what were they doing?
KEVIN RUDD: Well, Laurie because I had actually drunk a fair bit I don’t have a completely clearly recollection… On the evening itself, and I have checked this with Warren Snowden yesterday, we can’t actually recall anything that you wouldn’t see at most pubs across Australia...
LAURIE OAKES: I suppose the question is why when you saw what the club was like you didn’t leave again straightway?
KEVIN RUDD: Well that’s true, and that is a fair question. I think when you are there with a couple of blokes and you’ve already had a few too many drinks, which I had had on that evening, then I think it is always better to see these things with hindsight. I should have got out of there.
KEVIN RUDD: As I said the error lay with me, and I think most blokes if they are honest about it recognise when they have made an error of judgement and I did so. I called Therase, my wife, the next day explained to her what had happened and told her I had been a bit of a goose, and that’s the truth of it.
LAURIE OAKES: The News Limited papers assert without any evidence and not quoting anybody that you were warned by management for inappropriate behaviour, touching the women, now is that true?
KEVIN RUDD: I have absolutely no recollection of that, nor does Mr Snowden, and look we had too much to drink, I accept that...
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