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Kevin Rudd Jokes

November 9th 2007 10:34
Kevin Rudd Jokes 07
Did you hear that Kevin Rudd saw a disappointing poll this morning? It was bereft of a gyrating naked woman...

LAURIE OAKES: Well, tell us about this so-called gentlemenís club, I think it is called Scores. Were there semi naked women there and what were they doing?

KEVIN RUDD: Well, Laurie because I had actually drunk a fair bit I donít have a completely clearly recollectionÖ On the evening itself, and I have checked this with Warren Snowden yesterday, we canít actually recall anything that you wouldnít see at most pubs across Australia...

LAURIE OAKES: I suppose the question is why when you saw what the club was like you didnít leave again straightway?

KEVIN RUDD: Well thatís true, and that is a fair question. I think when you are there with a couple of blokes and youíve already had a few too many drinks, which I had had on that evening, then I think it is always better to see these things with hindsight. I should have got out of there.

KEVIN RUDD: As I said the error lay with me, and I think most blokes if they are honest about it recognise when they have made an error of judgement and I did so. I called Therase, my wife, the next day explained to her what had happened and told her I had been a bit of a goose, and thatís the truth of it.

LAURIE OAKES: The News Limited papers assert without any evidence and not quoting anybody that you were warned by management for inappropriate behaviour, touching the women, now is that true?

KEVIN RUDD: I have absolutely no recollection of that, nor does Mr Snowden, and look we had too much to drink, I accept that...


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