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Shilpa KarhikKnock Knock Jokes
September 15th 2006 01:40
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in der mouth and I can't dalk proper
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say "banana" again?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
That's right!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
Interrupting Cow
Who's there?
An interrupting cow!
Interrupting co . . . (Cut off by next line)
Mooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
German border police.
German b... (Cut off by next line)
Don't ask questions!
One that's really a prank on the recipient:
I know a great knock knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock knock!
Who's there?
...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Suspense!
Suspense who? ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
My, such language!
In 1981, as part of his poetry book, A Light in the Attic, Shel Silverstein conjured up a very interesting variation on a knock-knock joke entitled, "The Meehoo With an Exactlywatt:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock knock...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Brooke Shields.
Brooke Shields who?
Brooke shields herself from the brutal reality that is her life by finding solace in meaningless material goods and the never-ending pursuit of more and more wealth. But, little does she know, all the beachside condominiums and all-night free-for-all's cannot ease the ever-growing pain she feels at the end of each pointless and purposeless day, a pain that will never be satisfied by her decadence, a pain that will remain until the day she dies.
*This article is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation Licence. It uses material from the Wikipedia article Knock-knock joke.
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