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Shilpa KarhikLamest Jokes Ever Told
October 26th 2007 02:38
1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing
6. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
And the winner is......
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing
6. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
And the winner is......
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
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