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Letter to Julia Gillard

January 10th 2011 02:22
letter to julia gillard
Dear Julia

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way
the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive
unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc

and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant
video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring
their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would
have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
request. Private, secure! rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would
have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay
$900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.


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