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Mafia Bookkeeper

April 21st 2006 02:30
Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for $10 million bucks! This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.


When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his tax lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The tax lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the $10 millions dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The tax lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers' temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The tax lawyer signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the tax lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?" The tax lawyer replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!"
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Comment by Jimbo

April 21st 2006 16:03
Hah hilarious! I see Al Pacino doing that, but probably not Marlon Brando...

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