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Mastercard Wedding

May 1st 2006 02:44
Mastercard


This is a true story about a wedding that took place in Sydney.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.


Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...

making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?????

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.............$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui..................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...............Priceless.




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Comment by Cibbuano

May 1st 2006 03:19
Is that really a true story?

Isn't there a newspaper article about that somewhere?


Comment by Ian

May 1st 2006 04:05
I've heard that this was reported in a local newspaper, and that Alan Jones mentioned it at one time. I haven't seen the newspaper article, however.

Comment by Cibbuano

May 1st 2006 05:45
That's still pretty sweet though... it's almost worth getting married to pull that stunt!

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