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Evening Classes For Men

December 17th 2013 03:00
WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES

& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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Men Will Never Win

November 25th 2011 01:50
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and Neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

women vs men


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything
to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'



CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be So stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!



WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, And then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and You should
do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible That the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament And showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'



THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
Other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, He
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight..
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM And he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and See why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by The bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'



Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.

God may have created man before woman,

But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

September 2nd 2011 02:56
advice column men



Dear John:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TVl. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps.

John
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9 Deadly Words Used By A Man

June 17th 2011 03:42
1) "It's a guy thing."
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


2) "It would take too long to explain."
"I have no idea how it works."


3) "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


4) "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."


5)"I can't find it."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."


6)"You look terrific."
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."


7)"I missed you."
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."


8)"I don't need to read the instructions."
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."


9)"I heard you."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't notice."











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Deadly Words Used By A Woman

June 15th 2011 03:31
9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.





9 Deadly Words Used by a Man

1. Oh wait they don’t know any
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Expensive Cars And Small ......

May 13th 2011 02:35
I was in a coffee shop a couple of weeks ago and I overheard this woman say, 'Guys who drive expensive cars have small penises.'
expensive car small penis

I went to go talk to her. I'm like, 'Excuse me, ma'am. That is not entirely accurate because I drive a really inexpensive car and I also have a small penis.'
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Kiss and Slap

March 7th 2011 02:51
train ride jokes
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.

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Meet the Parents Jokes


10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost


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The last 10 things any woman would ever say

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends


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Men vs. Women: Rejection Lines

December 1st 2010 06:54
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...)

10.I think of you as a brother


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Words With Different Meanings

November 5th 2010 02:58
Words With Different Meanings to Men and Women



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Classes For Men

October 4th 2010 05:07
WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its

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Advantages Of Being A Woman

September 1st 2010 07:06
Advantages of being a woman
1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers


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Dad's Crap Jokes

August 11th 2010 05:07
Dad's Crap Jokes


When asking to pass the pepper or salt, Dad will move as though to pass it, then continue his arm in a circle, returning the aforementioned condiment to its original resting place. So the salt has gone past you


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