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Most Quoted Lines by Geeks

September 29th 2010 04:38
Most Quoted Lines by Movie Geeks

quotes by movie geeks

When trying to get a girl's number ...
C-3PO: "Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to one!"

Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds."
-- 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back' (1980)

If your friend screwed up ...
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'Yes!'"
-- Winston Zeddemore, 'Ghostbusters' (1984)

When you get your driver's license ...
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious s**t."
-- Doc Brown, 'Back to the Future' (1985)

When you have to tell a friend "No"...
Dave: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
-- '2001: A Space Odyssey' (1968)

When you're lost ...
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
-- Buckaroo Banzai, 'The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension' (1984)

When you have something of value ...
"My precious!"
-- Gollum, 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' (2002)

When you know you're smarter than the other guy ...
"With great power comes great responsibility."
-- Uncle Ben, 'Spider-Man' (2002)

When saying "goodbye"...

"Live long and prosper."
-- old Vulcan proverb ('Star Trek')

When you stand up to a bully ...
"You shall not pass!"
-- Gandalf the Grey, 'Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring' (2001)

When you hear a great idea ...
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
-- Bixby Snyder, 'Robocop' (1987)

When you run into an old friend ...
Marion: "You're not the man I knew 10 years ago."
Jones: "It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage."
-- 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' (1981)

When confessing your true feelings to your significant other...
Princess Leia Organa: "I love you."
Han Solo: "I know."
-- 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back' (1980)

After taking a difficult test ...
"We came, we saw, we kicked its a**!"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman, 'Ghostbusters' (1984)

When you get to be the boss ...
"Make it so!"
-- Capt. Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise ('Star Trek')

When words fail to describe the weekend you had ...
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears ... in rain."
-- Roy Batty, 'Blade Runner' (1982)

When you need to get even ...
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
-- old Klingon proverb ('Star Trek')

When it's time to bail ...
"Get to the chopper!"
-- Dutch, 'Predator' (1987)

When you're facing your one weakness...
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
-- Indiana Jones, 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' (1981)

When you've been duped ...
"It's a trap!"
-- Admiral Ackbar, 'Star Wars: Episode IV - Return of the Jedi' (1983)

After getting into any argument, anywhere, with anyone ...
"Boy, do I hate being right all the time."
-- Dr. Ian Malcolm, 'Jurassic Park' (1993)

When you have to explain how bad things are ...
Dr. Raymond Stantz: "Real wrath-of-God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!"
Dr. Egon Spengler: "40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes."
Winston Zeddemore: "The dead rising from the grave!"
Dr. Peter Venkman: "Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
-- 'Ghostbusters' (1984)

The mother of all quotes. When you feel like saying it, just because ...
Darth Vader: "If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
Darth Vader: "No, I am your father."
Luke Skywalker: "No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
Darth Vader: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
Luke Skywalker: "Noooooo!"
-- 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back' (1980)

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