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Neighborly Dispute

August 24th 2009 08:51
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lawn chair neighbour dispute. On Mon.. my neighbor Paul sends me this email saying. Dear John: We, Kathy and I, are asking 1 last time for you to remove your chairs from your yard. They block our patio and bedroom view and are ugly eye sores. We wanted to handle this amicably, like good neighbors, but you refuse. It is common decency and we ask you 1 last time to do the right thing before we take legal action. Paul. So I answered yesterday with There is something wrong with you. This is the 5th email and I promise you, the last. As I've said we have two lawn chairs. They are small, placed almost next to our house and are meant for the lawn. Behind our yard and yours is a parking lot filled with dumpsters. Next to that is an abandoned trailer. You can see a gas station. In your backyard you have a huge piece of shit rusting swing set that looks like it came from a condemned Soviet school yard. Those are eye sores, Paul. Not 2 lawn chairs. You are insane. Please get help. If you email again, I will take legal action. Before that, though, I will kick your ass and every judge in the state will consider it justice. SO WHAT DOES THIS DOUCHE BAG SEND ME??????? John: I am sorry your taking this position and I resent your description of our swing set. We will see you in court. Paul YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS WE WILL



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